Damn you, Patchwork Distopia! Pt.1 (plz rate 5 stars!


I want to write a speculative horror/cosmic horror *punk sci-fi, are my characters getting in the way of the story?


I wish to create a piece of fiction that is entertaining and provides readers with deep questions to think about


The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. - J. Robert Oppenheimer


I can't enjoy life after realizing it's full of contrivances


Did you know: 'personality' is a myth?


Having trouble justifying the author not interfering in the story I'm writing. Help?


My character is threatening suicide because they think the world they live in is stupid, help?


if i hid 5team keyZ in my writing, w0uld more beta readers reAd it?


Here's a list of all the symbols you should need if you're writing. Copy and paste at your leisure! :)


Anyone else constantly astounded that words have meaning?


How do I prevent readers from thinking I'm denying the Holocaust?


In attempting to justify a plot hole, I've created a bigger plot hole. Should I kill myself?


Would it take someone out of the story if it's set in another dimension, but people make puns based in English (and speak occasional Latin)?


I just want people to like me yet I can never commit to creating anything


[WP] You are a meme with Snoop Dogg as a roommate. Suddenly, Snoop Dogg does something that causes you serious injury, requiring him and your other meme friends to team up to nurse you back to health.


I want to name my main character 'Jake', but I'm worried people will think it's a Homestuck reference.


I am physically incapable of writing anything sincere


Konbanwa, dipshits. I'm an eloquently edgy narrator hellbent on exterminating sucky authors and narrators with hope in their hearts. For this new job, should my victims taste the fire of my missile, or the icy steel of my blade? [NEP 3]


I think the Narrator Exchange Program sent me to the wrong author, what should I do? [NEP 2]


My narrator's applied to the Narrator Exchange Program, I'm worried his replacement won't fit the tone I'm trying to set. [NEP 1]


Is it cliche to have a narrator?


I'm writing a fantasy story set in a different world, are my characters allowed to use the words 'newton', 'kanji' and 'McDonald's™'?


Fuck it. Everything that's happened in my novel has been the result of a main character Haruhi Suzumiya-ing her way into her brother's pants, I guess


I'm passionate about my story, I'm worried this makes me the worst person to ever exist?


For NaNoWriMo, when I overlap multicoloured text, do I take the wordcount of the average of all the colours, or do I just take the total?


Anon's friend writes chapters


Hey I'm writing a female character to justify everything I believe, I love her, you can't critique her.


In attempting to justify a character's actions, my story has gotten political. Help?


My villain's motivation is that she hates everything because she's lazy, but this hypocritically causes her to try to take action and kill other versions of herself. Help?


My character has started writing a novel in order to escape his boring life. Unfortunately, I am writing an autobiography. What do I do?


Anyone else worried their Big Bad's Roaring Rampage of Revenge makes them too Unintentionally Sympathetic?


Anyone else worried that putting your characters in danger is unjust discrimination?


My character is nihilistic, how do I prevent her from killing herself?


Fuck readers


Protip: remove unnecessary words like 'said' or I'll break your kneecaps.


How do I writ with a brokn ky?


When writing, how many layers of text do you overlay with each other?


How to be a successful author


I'm a brilliant idea, can I be had by an English major?


How do I write what I know (raping corpses) without getting arrested?


I want the audience to hate my character, can they say the n-word?