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 With Strange Aeons is my webcomic. In progress, no longer on hiatus! Story is about a company which LARPs as being evil. Nope nevermind it's on hiatus again and probably will be forever until I reboot it or reincorporate some of the ideas into a new story. Hey guess what I resumed it again it's no longer on hiatus again.
Spacelight is the story I'm currently working on, released in small parts. Details a world where time, space, light and breath are apparently dead. Oh yeah also this story is currently dead and on hiatus permanently.
Novel Writing Advice is humourous, bad writing advice. Short articles.
Assorted story posts are short stories. Right now, they're just compiled social media posts I made largely spur of the moment.




List of things on the site actually worth reading (the rest are ok but these are the ones I in particular like):


With Strange Aeons (with the caveat that the art is sketchy. It gets slightly better.)

Spacelight

Novel Writing Advice:
  How to be a successful author
  My narrator's applied to the Narrator Exchange Program, I'm worried his replacement won't fit the tone I'm trying to set. [NEP 1]
  I'm writing a fantasy story set in a different world, are my characters allowed to use the words 'newton', 'kanji' and 'McDonald's™'?
  In attempting to justify a plot hole, I've created a bigger plot hole. Should I kill myself?

Assorted Story Posts:
  Daemon
  Why You Write






















Hey Girl Are You A Construction Worker Because You're Building

If this site ever goes down it's because Oracle shuts off free tiers if they're not used for a while even though I am using it
Hey girl are you a construction worker?

HOLY SHIT HE CHANGED THE BACKGROUND COLOUR


Whoops sorry I meant to include an image there but I included the wrong link this should be the right one.
Yeah there we go.

IF YOU DON'T WALK LIKE THIS DON'T TALK TO ME


HOW TO CENTER DIV I DID div align = center PIECE OF CRAP
nevermind figured it out



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DONT MISGENDER US...EXPECT US...
This one goes out to the ladies you know hwo [sic] you are
No Gex allowed (without proof of marriage)
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings New tattoos that claimed that he Was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP And in between sips of Coke He told me that he thought we were sellin' out Layin' down, suckin' up to the man Well now I've got some Advice for you, little buddy Before you point the finger You should know that I'm the man I'm the man and you're the man And he's the man as well So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit And then you bought one I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point the finger You should know that I'm the man If I'm the fucking man Then you're the fucking man as well So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit And then you bought one All you read and wear or see and Hear on tv is a product begging for your Fat-ass dirty dollar Shut up and Buy, buy, buy my new record And buy, buy, buy, send more money Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy
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Video wont load on firefox folks try using not firefox
this is the error you get on firefox idk why i guess firefox doesn't like mp4s.
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Hey girl are :wyou a plot hole:!sudo poweroff :!which poweroff :!systemctl poweroff :!systemctl shutdown :!sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=500M count=1.










This is the website you are on rn.
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Because you're building.



Man I wish I could insert newlines and it'd just be interpreted as newlines so I wouldn't need to spam
everywhere Ah I figured it out I figured it out div { white-space: pre-wrap; } in a style tag in head You know how Zack Snyder totally originally intended to make his Justice League black and white originally well this version of site with significant newlines is totally the itended way to read it. >>>> WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO STYLE CSS? ON A FARM??? >v class="topnav"> │ Home │ About │ Contact │ │

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│ * intended Remember Balatro This is him now feel old yet 🃏 Balatro was actually closer to the building of the pyramids than you are to death note to self, dont forget, :q quits vim! :w l;:WQ;::EEwkl :!dwq :n ^C^C^D^D^X^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Zcaretzed arcane season 2 episode 8 random thoughts: ?????? When did Jayce run up to Cait/Vi/Jinx??? I think we missed some stuff from the battle Oh so that's how we're going to get a big army to fight, not that it makes sense that any of these factions are going to fight, nor who is on what faction, or what factions exist. Jesus Christ can everyone just frickin sit down and talk So shield guy does have a name, ok, not like im going to remember it I don't understand why Cait and Vi are arguing nor do I care fuck both of them Why did anyone trust Ambessa for anything? What kind of government structure does Piltover even have where Ambessa can just waltz in? Does she have any kind of reputation here before she showed up that'd allow her to take control? I don't believe any of this could've happened, surely they have some level below the councellors that could've organized and put some sensible provisional government in place, maybe member of the coucellors families or why am i bothering with this now Shut the fuck up both of you if this world were sensible then lop Jinx's head off. It's not, so don't. Either case is retarded Shut the fuck up I don't care about you Jinx you aren't a character Wow I wonder what the writers are trying to do with this scene there's no fucking subtext SHUT THE FUCK UP JINX YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CAITLYN'S MOM DONT BRING IT UP LMAO did they repair the councellor's table without electing new councellors??????? Nice fucking priorities you've got there HOW IS JAYCE ALLOWED IN HERE AFTER NUKING VIKTOR IF AMBESSA DIDN'T WANT THAT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM MEL HOW FAR AWAY WERE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE MEL THEY JUST LET YOU IN???? YOUVE BEEN MISSING FOR MONTHS????? WOULD AMBESSA CARE ABOUT THE BULLSHIT MAGIC Oh my fucking god why is Jayce only now realizing that Mel is the reason they didn't die when the tab;e debris would've at least made him suspicious Mel did something "Feelings I couldn't explain" since fucking when????????? ???????????????? What the fuck is this conversation between Jayce and Mel???????????????? Why is this what you're talking about, now of all times??????? What the fuck you've both been missing for so long????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAMING MEL FOR HEXTECH YOU RETARD WHY ISNT MEL FREAKING OUT THAT THIS IS VIKTOR??????? What do you think Viktor even did Jayce Jayce what will killing this robot do This isn't Viktor Mel what are you doing and how do you know how to do it I'm pissed off they keep talking about 'the arcane' it was a mysterious thing barely brought up in season 2 Why is this what viktor has become this isn't him at all "my partner died in this room" there's an overuse of people saying they died or people they know died jesus How would Viktor react if Jayce just told him what he saw? He could at least fucking try that, right? Fucking worthless fight nothing is going to happen here once again why are mel and jayce just able to walk in here How much of a Darkhold situation is this? Is 'Viktor' still a thing? Why are you doing any of this? She's allowed to have that hex ball in a cell? Marcus reference Oh my god shut up Silco Jinx's psyche is bullshit anything built off this is bullshit THE RECYCLE OF VIOLENCE ONLY ENDS WHEN YOU KYS BITCH Oh my fuckign god.... What are you planning on doing are you both just gonna flee the city "You're never gonna give up on me, are you," that could've been a meaningful line if it didn't come from bullshit "Break the cycle" shut the fuck up, if that was a reference to something like a season ago that Vi would understand, that could be meaningful, but this is fucking nothing why did jinx lock vi up and what is jinx plannign to do >Pretending Mel has had an arc Wow if Mel and Jayce actually had a relationship this season maybe that would mean something Jayce just striding in to the coucil room and commanding the place wait is that fucking Sevika I'm so checked out man... "The Noxian general" just say Ambessa you all know who Ambessa is AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't keep watching this. Jayce strides up to the council table and says Ambessa is about to start a war with Piltover and Zaun. I can't keep going. There are so many things wrong with this. Jayce has been missing for so long, Zaun and Piltover should've had conversations about peace way earlier, I have no idea if Jayce is still a councilor, they've been giving so much trust to Ambessa and are now turning on her, they know she's amassing an army, they should know Jinx has escaped by this point and we should be dealing with Vi before this... why are the hexgates your final bastion......... i still dont care about shield man k bye sevika ughhhhhhhhhh where is ambessa right now? Cait please blow Vi's head up now Why are you having sex NOW after BOTH OF YOU WERE RETARDED AND YOURE BEING INVADED if either of your characters were intact maybe id care about this more fucking music why is there so much music playing over montage oh ok yeah how does ambessa only NOW know that Mel is alive Im crying "I know about Black Rose" ok well that makes two of you, how about telling the audience nope we're going too quick Mel should have a bomb strapped to her chest right now and nuke Ambessa Keep talking in metaphors please You shouldve made a Mel/Ambessa/Kino flashback episode. Or two. Inb4 thats next season. 'avenge kino' ????????? how fuckin uhhhhh what does ambessa want at this point :???????? Rip Viktor??????????? vander is alive, huh, how i have no idea whats happening. I hate how often music with lyrics starts playing over some montage wow hes a fox or something how meaningful what is the hrule hline thing My heart beats between every woeful tick, Splitting void and void, Repeating, cursed and re-cursed. And as the hand approaches the hour, I wipe a tear from its face. Its movement skips half a beat. For a moment, it splits my heart, rather than the world's Then it strikes the hour and skips back.